My knife guy tapes Band-Aids to his invoices.

by Marx0r

41 Comments

  1. patricksaurus

    Is that because he has an expectation of how you’ll sign the contract?

  2. MustacheBananaPants

    25.75 knives for $1/ea? Heck of a deal! The guy is going to put me out of business.

  3. CopChef

    Someone always cuts themselves on knife day

  4. ruthless_taurean

    My old knife guy did this too?? wtf lol

  5. exquisite_corpse_wit

    Cut it out! That’s some sharp advertising, cutting edge stuff. I hope you stick with him, he seems to have you covered. You should plaster this all over Reddit

  6. Wish our knife guy did that, my dumbass done slit my shit on a fresh knife being dumb af a few weeks ago lol

  7. FuckLex

    It’s cause we sharpen them so much they’re gonna cut you!

  8. DingusMacLeod

    I bet most of them get used by the noobs shortly after he leaves.

  9. 194749457339

    I’ve had the same knife guy for like 15 years. He’s been in every kitchen I’ve worked in except one. Everyone in town (and several other towns in our radius) just call him knife guy. I don’t think anyone knows his real name. It might be mike or Chris idk

  10. Cowshavesweg

    Bought one from Eknives and they did the same. Great shop.

  11. thePHTucker

    Now that is some marketing!

    “Our knives are sharp. Don’t forget. In case you forget, here’s a bandage because we know you don’t have any in your first aid kit”

  12. Archiebubbabeans

    Wow that’s adorable and considerate. I want your knife guy

  13. zazasfoot

    My guy does the same thing! Wraps them in “caution” tape too.

  14. sofaking_scientific

    🤣 I laughed pretty hars at this. Nicely played knife guy

  15. karlywarly73

    My knife guy charges €3.50 to sharpen my knives here in Spain. It’s a retail shop and I have to take them to him. I once had a Big (too big if I’m honest) Wurstof that I chipped when I was an idiot trying to open a coconut 10 years ago. The chip was about 3 or 4 mm right in the middle of the blade which I never used anymore because of it. He had to grind and polish 3mm off the whole blade. €3.50 por favor.

  16. ActionQuinn

    You should find out who his band aid guy is

  17. kal1lg1bran

    my buddy was so nice, last time I sharpened his knife we were cutting stuff for dinner and he cut himself just to be kind and show me how much he appreciated the job! I was so grateful! 🥹

  18. girasoles_de_fuego

    How come knife guys always got the best jokes. No one dislikes the knife guy. He pops in, stays just long enough to crack the funniest jokes ever, and then fucks off. Legend.

  19. Reasonable-Company71

    Nacionales Bladeworks does this too when you buy knives from them but their bandaids have their name and logo on them so you know who cut you lol.

  20. Possiby a passive-aggressive way of telling you to get band aids?

  21. mindsunwound

    I think you might want to specify unused.

  22. Fredj3-1

    Free if you sharpen them yourself, other than the tri-stone and oil. It will pay for itself soon enough.

  23. danny_deefs

    Local knife guy I used to know before he passed, his business cards were bandaids stamped with his info. Always loved that.

  24. frothingnome

    I ordered a whittling knife some months ago and they stuffed branded bandaids in the package, lol.